People—including a cadre of Beltre’s current and former teammates—called Gottlieb a dingus, and that could and should very well have been that, had he not seized his moment to broadcast some even stronger handwringing over Beltre’s heritage. According to a radio spot Gottlieb did yesterday, Beltre, who’s never tested positive for anything, is worthy of intense fan scrutiny because, well, Dominicans be doping.

“It’s legal, it’s over-the-counter, and there’s a different culture there than there is here,” he said. Mt. Take aggregated the interview and announced it with a splashy image. If you want to hear about “possibly bitter [truths]” and “crooked numbers,” here you go. Get a load of that ratio.

It’s also five minutes long, for some reason.

The Radio Idiot is pleased with himself.