Important hockey news!
Predators center Mike Fisher contested a brief but even battle with a chipmunk intruder over the weekend, as chronicled by wife Carrie Underwood. In the end, human ingenuity won out over rodent incisors.
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(Two questions. Why not just use a bucket? And why is that dog on Fisher's lap in the second video?)
The regular season starts in exactly four weeks. It can't come soon enough.