This is Jeff Wagner. He's running for mayor of Minneapolis, and he wants the people in his great city to "Wake the fuck up!" He's also not afraid to let you see his penis.

Jeff Wagner isn't here to blow smoke up your butt, Minneapolis. This is made clear by the fact that he lives in a lake. Do you think dishonest men can hack life in a lake? They cannot. Only great men like Jeff Wagner are brave enough to lead an aquatic lifestyle and also promise that they won't take bribes from the "developers" and "political angle" who want to make a mockery of our democracy. And you don't even have to worry about him going to the strip clubs anymore. He's done with 'em.

Vote for Jeff Wagner, because he's cool with making $100,000 a year.

h/t Malinowski