Morning Blogdome: Ah, Red Sox Fans

• You're not a real fan until you paint your nipples bright red: Just imagine if the Red Sox were still in first place. [ Bugs and Cranks] • The Broncos' souvenir shop needs to restock: "Here were the choices for Denver Broncos fans who wanted to buy a jersey at a fifth-level souvenir shop at Invesco Field at Mile High last Saturday during a pre-season game against the Dallas Cowboys: Jay Cutler; Rod Smith; Javon Walker; John Lynch." [ The West Word] • Ear lobe-gnawing is making a comeback: "Former Heavyweight Champion Evander Holyfield was in attendance Tuesday night when a boxer from Tajikistan bit his opponent during their Olympic quarterfinal bout."[ The Sports Point] • This is why he was the least popular James Bond: "Shriver has accused Lazenby of abuse, threats of violence towards her, anti-Semitism, and even offering their children beer. Lazenby recently submitted papers to a Los Angeles court leveling all sorts of accusations including drug addiction and physical abuse and questioned Shriver's parenting skills saying." [ Down The Line!]