I get it; it's cheap and easy. You get an old jersey, some pads, a blow-up doll, and bam: you're the public face of domestic violence. But maybe the recognition you'll inspire isn't worth it? Just a thought.

Reddit guy's friend ended up on Reddit for wearing it, and now he's here and on other fine internet sports blogs, so maybe he got what he wanted. But it's still entirely inappropriate to have a Halloween party two weeks before Halloween.


Don't be Ray Rice this Halloween. Because lots of other people are gonna be Ray Rice, and you'll look super lame when you all show up with the same costume.