From a moral perspective, the amount would be a drop in the bucket for the Lerner family and increase the odds that this human being survives. (The minimum salary for a player in MLB this season is $545,000.) From a bloodlessly capitalistic perspective (the most relatable perspective to the rich), it would be in the owners’ best interests to keep one of their employees alive. From a more direct perspective, D.C. is on track to pay a total of about $1.1 billion, including interest, for the publicly funded Nationals Park, and five years ago the team tried to get taxpayers to throw in another $300 million to add a roof, so the Lerners should open up their fucking pockets and pay a few hundred thousand bucks to give the guy a better chance of not dying.

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H/t to Brooke