New Sport's Inspiration Seems To Be Every Sport Ever At Once

About a year ago, some people in Philadelphia convened to create a new sport that is part football, part rugby, part soccer, part team handball, part cornhole, part — actually, it's just a sport clusterfuck. They're calling it kronum. Some of the athleticism on display in this promotional video for the sport is actually pretty impressive; we're just not really sure why it exists or who on this earth is paying for the amenities.

[ H/T Deuce of Davenport]