Nick Kyrgios Got Fined €15,000 For Pretending To Jerk Off With A Water Bottle
Tennis bad boy Nick Kyrgios got caught pleasuring (then drinking?) his water bottle on the sideline during his straight-set loss to Marin Cilic at the Queen’s Club Championships in London on Saturday. The mimed masturbation was a playful little gesture, fairly subtle but also in clear full view of a camera:
Kyrgios picked up a €15,000 fine today from the ATP tour for his aquatic orgasm, which comes out of the €105,480 in prize money he earned with his semifinal appearance. Nick Kyrgios is 23 years old.
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