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Nike Waiting To See How This Whole Murder Thing Comes Out [UPDATE]

Things that will get your Nike contract canceled:

  1. Punch a woman in the face
  2. Host some dog fights
  3. Use drugs

Things that won't get your Nike contract canceled, merely "suspended":

  1. Shoot your girlfriend through the door

h/t Chris Chavez, ESPN

UPDATE: Nike has terminated Oscar P's contract, and all is right in the world.


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