The Saints beat the Ravens on Sunday on the rarest of rarities. So there would’ve been a lot to potentially talk about in the postgame meet-and-greet, but Joe Flacco got right to the important stuff: He needed to let Sean Payton know that Payton’s brother sold him a mattress on the Jersey Shore a few years ago.
Flacco’s a New Jersey native, so that makes sense. It’s unclear if Payton’s brother is a mattress salesman or if this was like, a Craigslist thing, but I sincerely hope it was the former. We’ve asked the Ravens and Saints to clarify.
Since we’re here, let’s rank the shore towns:
- Atlantic City
- Ocean City
- Point Pleasant
- Cape May
- Stone Harbor
- Asbury Park
- Seaside Heights
- Getting hit by a boardwalk tram
We will allow no disputing of the rankings.
What was this blog originally about again?