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Normal Joe Flacco Bought A Mattress From Sean Payton's Brother Down The Jersey Shore

When you get an unbeatable deal on a mattress!
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The Saints beat the Ravens on Sunday on the rarest of rarities. So there would’ve been a lot to potentially talk about in the postgame meet-and-greet, but Joe Flacco got right to the important stuff: He needed to let Sean Payton know that Payton’s brother sold him a mattress on the Jersey Shore a few years ago.


Flacco’s a New Jersey native, so that makes sense. It’s unclear if Payton’s brother is a mattress salesman or if this was like, a Craigslist thing, but I sincerely hope it was the former. We’ve asked the Ravens and Saints to clarify.

Since we’re here, let’s rank the shore towns:

  1. Atlantic City
  2. Ocean City
  3. Avalon
  4. Point Pleasant
  5. Cape May
  6. Stone Harbor
  7. Asbury Park
  8. Seaside Heights
  9. LBI
  10. Belmar
  11. Getting hit by a boardwalk tram
  12. Wildwood

We will allow no disputing of the rankings.

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