Normal Joe Flacco Bought A Mattress From Sean Payton's Brother Down The Jersey Shore
When you get an unbeatable deal on a mattress! credits: Patrick Smith | source: Getty The Saints beat the Ravens on Sunday on the rarest of rarities. So there would’ve been a lot to potentially talk about in the postgame meet-and-greet, but Joe Flacco got right to the important stuff: He needed to let Sean Payton know that Payton’s brother sold him a mattress on the Jersey Shore a few years ago.
Flacco’s a New Jersey native, so that makes sense. It’s unclear if Payton’s brother is a mattress salesman or if this was like, a Craigslist thing, but I sincerely hope it was the former. We’ve asked the Ravens and Saints to clarify.
Since we’re here, let’s rank the shore towns:
Atlantic City
Ocean City
Avalon
Point Pleasant
Cape May
Stone Harbor
Asbury Park
Seaside Heights
LBI
Belmar
Getting hit by a boardwalk tram
Wildwood
We will allow no disputing of the rankings.
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