Nothing Jazzes Up A College Hoops Game Like Some Vomit

DC Sports Bog is, of course, all over it.

The clean-up seemed to go on forever, one absorption tactic followed by another cleansing effort, minute after minute ticking by, as the coaches wondered what happening and the floor was wiped cleaner than the men's room at a Hannah Montana show. At last the teams played the final 59 seconds of the half, and then the crew did even more cleaning up during halftime, dealing with what was described to me as a mixture of macaroni and Gatorade.

Ah, February is just the best sports month.

Terps Gag, Hokies Puke: The Story [DC Sports Bog]