Number of Productive Things You’ve Done Today: Zero
A long lunch, tweeting about fantasy football, copious consumption of Deadspin: You've officially done zero today. Stop being a complete waste of space and drink a , with enough vitamins and taste to make you feel like you're doing something.
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vitaminwater zero recoup (peach-mandarin flavored + other natural flavors) helps replenish some b vitamins
vitaminwater zero mega-c (grape-raspberry flavored + other natural flavors) contains vitamin c and zinc to help support your healthy immune system
vitaminwater zero go-go (mixed-berry flavored + other natural flavors) with e and b vitamins to help you get to your daily finish line
vitaminwater zero revitalize (green tea flavored + other natural flavors) loads you up with the antioxidant vitamin c to help fight free radicals and several b vitamins to help support your metabolism
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