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Oh No, Vlad Jr.'s Injury Timeline Is Expanding

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The Blue Jays put gentle dinger machine Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on the 7-day disabled list last weekend after he tweaked a leg injury on a dipshit single on Saturday. It was a tough blow, but we are grownups, and we can survive seven days without our strong dong-mashing idol. It has now been seven days—where is Young Vlad? Where is he. Bring me the Young Vlad news:


Take back the Young Vlad news! This blows. The last thing in the world I can stand is Vlad Jr. going into some sort of Markelle Fultz-esque re-evaluation vortex. Give Vlad Jr. back to us, cruel fate. You have already taken Shohei Ohtani. Let us at least keep Young Vlad.

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