Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

On my way home last night, I had a bizarre conversation with some drunk guys on South Street who wanted to know where they could get tattoos. I told them to keep heading east on South and they said. "We don't want tattoos from no mooks" and I said "I don't know what that means but it sounds kind of racist. However, if you want tattoos, you should head east till you hit like 4th or 3rd" and then they said "She thinks mooks is racist!...Nah nah, we just don't want to get tattoos from pompous fags." At which point, I said, "Well, I don't really know about that either, but if you want a tattoo, you should head east until 3rd or 4th" Then, they tore a sign off a building and broke it.

Share This Story