On Your Marks ... Get Set ... Shuffle!

On Friday, we told you about Extreme Day, a horse racing promotional event that featured skateboarding, clockwise (backwards) racing and, our favorite, jockey races. (Complete with gates!)

Well, the photo right there is from the event, and for some reason, we can't stop looking at it. We think it's because we didn't realize they were actually going to use the gates. Or wear the numbers. It's jockeys running out of gates while wearing big numbers. Do you think any of them had to be led into the gate by a muzzle? Are they stormy and tempestuous? If one fell and broke his leg, would they shoot him? Did they all eat apples after the race?

So many questions, honestly.

Short People In Riding Pants, Running [Deadspin]