One-Seventh Of Bill Belichick's Soul Likely Hidden In Monkey Puppet
During his Media Day session, Bill Belichick received a question that was actually valuable from Patriots linebacker Jerod Mayo's daughter. She asked him what his favorite stuffed animal was, and Belichick hit her with this:
That answer is oddly specific and dated, isn't it? Isn't it? I consider this concrete evidence that one of Bill Belichick's Horcruxes is a monkey puppet from his childhood. Now we just have to find the other six.
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