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Orton: To Beard, Or Not To Beard

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One would think Chicago Bears fans wouldn't want to mess with a seven-game win streak, but, then again, Bears quarterback Kyle Orton is looking pretty ridiculous this days.

Henceforth, a petition to make the potential Rookie of the Year shave that neck beard, Shave Kyle Orton. We know the site just launched, but, it only has three signatures so far. We have to agree with the inaction, we think; not only are the Bears winning like crazy with the beard, Orton is even starting fashion trends. How can you want to rid the world of that?


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Kyle Orton, Trendsetter] [Mr. Irrelevant]

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