Our Very Own Drew Magary Is A Contestant On Chopped Tonight

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Longtime readers may recall that your friend and mine Drew Magary applied to be an amateur contestant on Chopped, the Food Network’s allegedly very popular cooking show, back in July 2012. Well, he made it on, and the episode airs tonight at 10 p.m. EST. (He is one of the four people to the left.) I can promise you that at least a dozen fellow Deadspin staffers will be tuning in, if only to stockpile derpface ammo. I suggest you do the same. Below, revisit how Drew managed to endear himself to these people; the phrase “I’m here to MAKE LOVE TO YOUR TONGUE” was involved.