Tomorrow night, in Atlantic City, N.J. — "we're like Vegas, only, you know, with more cutoff T-shirts with "I'm With Stupid" printed on them" — former Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens will celebrate his 32nd birthday. ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported that invitations were left in Eagles players' lockers yesterday, as if they hadn't suffered enough.
Other invitees to the party include Michael Jordan, Barry Bonds, Beyonce, Jamie Foxx and, of course, Drew Rosenhaus, who will be raffling off tickets to whack a pinata filled of discarded contracts. We support Eagles players who decide to attend the shindig; we encourage Ryan Moats to show up to give out a night full of autographs.
(By the way, we're wondering if Jamie Foxx will sign up Rosenhaus and then subsequently have to give up his Oscar.)
T.O.'s Birthday Bash [Philly.com] (second item)