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If you're roaming around the Washington, D.C. area with nothing to do tomorrow night, and you're desperate to wish legendary party guy Clinton Portis a happy birthday, here's your invite to the party at a DC club called LOVE, courtesy eVIPlist. Don't forget the point of the party, either:

Walk into perfection as our DREAM becomes LOVE,
the new place to be, unveiling fresh textures,
colors, menu offerings and most of all - service.

Oh, you know you're totally going.

Labor Day Friday [eVIPlist]