Look, I’m normally not the type to criticize someone for an adventurous and unorthodox haircut. Lord knows I’ve had my share of the same. And in fact, I’ve supported the different looks Paul Pogba has tried out in recent times, some of which I’ll get to below. But this Pokémon-inspired deal is a bridge too far:
Lest you accuse me of being an old fuddy-duddy, here are some of the Frenchman’s previous ‘dos that I can (to varying degrees) get with:
So yeah, it’s this Pokémon deal specifically that’s the issue. Though I would be more than accepting of a Pocket Mortys cut.