Pennsylvanians, Slam "Dunk" That "Vote"

If you happen to one of our Pennsylvania-area readers — and we know that some of you do, in fact, exist — we hope you've already made it out there and voted.
Daulerio says he has been holding out on heading to the polls because the lines have been too long — we do work him pretty hard here — and that seems like a good sign for, you know, America. Our minds are still spinning after the Obama-Clinton "smack" "down" at the WWE last night; we're not sure if this makes us love our country more, or become that much more terrified of it.
So, in case any of the NBA Playoff games become a blowout tonight, you should all have plenty to watch. (Look! Chris Matthews is making Keith Olbermann want to kill himself again! We love politics!) And yes, Pennsylvanians: Vote, fools.


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