Peter King Gets His Lindsay Lohan On

All right, now we know that Sports Illustrated's Peter King has lost a lot of weight over the summer, but as this photo from last month shows ... come on, Pete. We understand obesity is a key factor in heart disease, but wasting away that fast just can't be healthy ...

And even worse: this week's column makes the following Larry King-esque reference:

If Craig Biggio's not a Hall of Famer, I'm Twiggy.

Sheesh. Pete's out of control. Mr. King, sir, the movie is called "The Best Little Girl In The World," and it stars Jennifer Jason Leigh. Rent it. We're just watching out for you.

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