America hasn’t won a single World Baseball Classic, and we’re similarly lagging behind the rest of the world in first pitch nightmares. Where is the presidential candidate who will deliver creepy ghost children to America’s ballparks?

This comes from last night’s game between the Uni-President 7-Eleven Lions and the Lamigo Monkeys in Taiwan’s CPBL, and it’s promoting the upcoming The Ring vs. The Grudge.

Well, that was weird.