Popcorn Toppings, Ranked

Popcorn is good and good for you (probably; it’s a plant), and its greatest feature is its chameleon-like ability to be topped by whatever quasi-liquid or slush-based substance you have lying around. “But, I have so many possible toppings in my cupboard and/or well-stocked fridge?” you might ask, “Which one do I pick?” Well.
Salt and butter
Sriracha
Cinnamon sugar
Furikake
Garlic salt
Carmel
Old Bay
Chili powder
Cheese, solid-based
“Kettle”
Soy sauce
Red pepper flakes
Cheese, dust-based
Lemon pepper
Other citrusy substances (lime juice, et. al)
Candy, general
Green herbs and shit like dill or whatever
MSG
Chocolate sauce
Getting hit by a car
Nutritional yeast


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