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Illustration for article titled Potential Names For The Las Vegas NHL Team, Ranked

Las Vegas is getting an NHL franchise. Now it just needs a name. Owner Bill Foley loves the name “Black Knights” but that’s a bad name. Here are some better ones.


(NOTE: Names offered with all sincerity)

  1. Aces
  2. Blackjacks
  3. Bachelors
  4. Mob
  5. Jokers
  6. Whales
  7. Bosses
  8. Chips
  9. Flamingoes
  10. Babies
  11. Wiseguys
  12. Stickmen
  13. Tumbling Dice
  14. Bandits
  15. Rollers
  16. Gamblers
  17. Prizefighters
  18. White Tigers
  19. Dealers
  20. Deputies
  21. Snake Eyes
  22. Action
  23. Big Shots
  24. Pharaohs
  25. Jackpots
  26. Magicians
  27. Streakers
  28. Shuffle
  29. Clubs
  30. Lions
  31. Being trapped in a car on fire
  32. Black Knights

Drew Magary is a Deadspin columnist and columnist for GEN magazine. You can buy Drew's second novel, The Hike, through here.

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