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Raef Lafrentz's Silent Dance

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In the mood for some psychedelic hip-hop about the Boston Celtics? Who isn't? It's our lucky day.

A bearded gentleman named Miracle Johan — not to be confused with famous poet Johan More — has been putting together some raps about the 2005-06 Celtics, and, all told, they're not too bad, if you're into that type of thing. Highlights include "No Layups (Al Jefferson and Kendrick Perkins)," "I Swear To God (Mark Blount)," "The Silent Dance (Raef Lafrentz and Marcus Banks)" and, our favorite, "I'ma Block Your Center (Delonte West)."


Not quite Bootsy Collins and the Cincinnati Bengals, but, you know, it'll work.

Miracle Johan [Pure Volume]

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