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Rain Delay Theater: An All-Mississippi Faceoff

Southern Miss and Ole Miss were to meet in a neutral field matchup at the Braves' minor league park in Pearl, Miss. last night, until the rains came. The delay lasted for more than 90 minutes before being called off, giving both teams plenty of time to entertain themselves and the crowd.

Ranking the best skits, graded on originality and execution:

•Lifeguards save tarp swimmers
•Skinny guy becomes buff
•The roller coaster
•Human bowling
•Synchronized stretch-dancing


Naturally, the evening concluded with a back-and-forth dance-off. College baseball is the best.


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