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Ray Allen Is Still Out Here Burying Three-Pointers

Here is all-time NBA leader in three-point scoring Ray Allen, nailing his approach shot on the 11th hole at the Tranquillo Golf Club, in Orlando, Florida, Friday afternoon:

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This is cool: the 11th is a par-4, and the Diamond Resorts Invitational is using something called modified Stableford scoring, which awards this birdie, yup, three points. Ray Allen: Man Of Infinite Three Pointers.

As I look out my window at a grey world being scoured by arctic wind, I am disgusted to be reminded that there are people playing golf in short sleeves, on green grass, under warm sunlight, anywhere on Earth. Screw you, Ray Allen.

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