While this photo was snapped during Real Madrid's 2-0 win over Osasuna to reach the Copa del Rey quarters, the stare of head coach Carlo Ancelotti is that of a man who is elsewhere, possibly someplace Kubrickianly dark and distant.

Either that, or he's just taken by the sight of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring off a goalie's inner-lower thighmeats.

Photo credit: AP