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Arizona Cardinals tight end Ricky Seals-Jones was reportedly arrested by Scottsdale Police over the weekend and charged with assault, disorderly conduct, and criminal trespassing. From the information available, the arrest happened for a very dumb reason: He really had to go to the bathroom.

The police report says that employees at the W Hotel refused to let Seals-Jones, who appeared intoxicated, relieve himself Saturday. Via KTAR in Arizona:

When hotel employees told him only guests were allowed inside at the time, Seals-Jones allegedly attempted to use the bathroom inside Sushi Roku, a restaurant inside the hotel, but was again denied entry.

An employee told police that Seals-Jones then became combative and allegedly pushed him. The employee said “one hand shoved him in the shoulder area.”

Seals-Jones told police that he had to go to the bathroom badly so he attempted to walk past the staff, but was taken to the ground when hotel staff pushed him.

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Let the man pee, or crap! Humans can’t control bodily functions, and that’s what bathrooms are for. Knowing the NFL’s justice system, Seals-Jones will probably get a punishment equal to the Cardinals executive with the extreme DUI.

[KTAR]