Rob Gronkowski's Return Heralded By Gronktastic Commercial
Rob Gronkowski is finally ready to return to the field, which means that today is officially Gronk Day. You can celebrate Gronk Day by watching this just-released commercial about our favorite man-puppy's struggle to overcome his injuries.
The commercial is silly and trying way too hard to be a montage from a moving sports movie, but it features plenty of wonderful Gronk action. Sad Gronk juggles a sad football in a sad recliner; Gronk goes from stumble-y to sweaty and focused in a series of dramatically scored workout sessions; Gronk dons a #69 workout shirt; Gronk does a Gronk spike; Gronk does not, unfortunately, shotgun a Natty Light.
I vote that we call this commercial The Dark Gronk Rises.
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