The Bulls were eliminated from the playoffs last night, which meant exit interviews today. These are understandably but almost invariably boring, rehashed collections of clichéd athlete-speak. Unless you bring along your delightfully relaxed giant fluffer of a dog, Muppet, as Robin Lopez did this afternoon:
Honestly, this dog can almost pass as a stuffed animal—excellent behavior, perfectly fluffy fur, he’s too good to be real.
Update (1:55 p.m.): Oh, my goodness.