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She Has Yadier's Ass and Bengie's Hips

Are you a moderately attractive female baseball fan who loves her pink jersey, but dreams of a newer, sluttier look for your drunken summer afternoons in the bleachers? If so, then you should probably send me pictures of yourself in various stages of undress take note of Joe Sports Fan's rather bodacious Fan of the Week.

Now I'm not going to pretend to know which of the brothers Molina could have elicited such passion from the young fan, but something tells me that she'd quickly shed that ramshackle jersey for Benjie, Jose or Yadier (or Jamie, Chris, and Beef for that matter). What I do know is that a certain Albert Pujols fan really needs to step her game up. It's nothing that can't be accomplished without a jersey, a pair of scissors and a little bit of low self-esteem.


And now, another picture...

Fan of the Week

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