She's Alive! Alive!

Not to start the week off with bad karma or anything, but we couldn't help but point out Kansas All-Conference softball shortstop ... Destiny Frankenstein.

Frankenstein — not pronounced "FRONK-en-steen" — is one of the best softballers in Big 12 history, hitting over .400 last year and setting a team record for home runs. She's an academic All-American and a member of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. Her nickname with her teammates, mercifully, is D-Frank.

And her name is Destiny Frankenstein. Best part? Her little sister is actually named ... Cherish Frankenstein.

Destiny Frankenstein Bio [KU Athletics]