Here's video evidence of Sid Vicious - also known as Sidney Crosby - landing a few blows to the back of the head of Boris Valabik.
And because that wasn't bad enough, Crosby then throws a couple of haymakers at his opponent's balls. Because they had it coming, you see.
Ah, hockey. So delightfully violent. Don't you ever change.
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