Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise

You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, we've got nothing better to do.

If what was briefly yours is now ours, you're reading to be a Deadspin advertiser. Click here to find out how.

Advertisement

• Coors Light
• Tivo
• VW
• Chris Farley Show

Share This Story

Get our newsletter