Federer Joins Twitter, Promptly Asked About Eating Chocolate Off Tits
So, Roger Federer just joined Twitter. Hooray, right?
He sent out his first tweet Thursday. The very first response he received was a warm welcome from a Twitter bro named @TheMattDean:
Fuck us all.
h/t to Lynn
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