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Something Disgusting Happened In Ashley Young's Mouth

It's hard to say exactly what this is that flies directly into Ashley Young's mouth—many on Twitter say it's bird shit, which should make you want to eat Clorox wipes for a week—but even if it's just human spit, it's equal parts amazing and gross.

The wind was swirling, which could account for the bird poop's trajectory and bolster the theory that a bird miraculously shat inside Ashley Young's mouth. Other potential evidence that could bolster the theory: a celebratory Bird Solo overheard telling his young friend "great shot kid, that was one in a million." Because let's get serious, that really was a great fucking shot.



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