In Rome, Barca fans soaked in the victory at the Trevi Fountain and the police were on-hand in riot gear to make sure that if these two ecstatic young women started to kiss each other or disrobe, they'd be safe from bullets and billy clubs. (Courtesy WSJ's Awesomeness)

The weekend is upon us, finally. It's time to sit back and think about nothing for a full 48 hours. That is, of course, you have some sort of family emergency or relationship issue or fatal illness. That's probably a bit cumbersome on the weekend too.

Tomorrow: The Superstar Intern Ben Cohen earns his free pizza for working Saturday.

Sunday: Idiot Barking Dog.


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