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Apparently the Knicks allow famous fans to lean in during regulation play and help obscure opponents' passing lanes. Look, after what happened the other night with Will Ferrell, why not just drop the pretense and allow celebrities to roam freely on the court? "The Celtics inbound with 12 seconds remaining ... and Woody Allen steals the ball!"

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