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Here are the best times for tipoffs, kickoffs, first pitches, and whatever they do in soccer:

  1. 10 a.m.
  2. 11 a.m.
  3. 6 p.m.
  4. 7 p.m.
  5. 9 a.m.
  6. 1 p.m.
  7. 2 p.m.
  8. 3 p.m. (the last time at which you can still start a game and leave the office roughly on time)
  9. 8 a.m.
  10. 12 p.m.
  11. 5 p.m.
  12. 8 p.m.
  13. 9 p.m.
  14. 4 p.m.
  15. 6 a.m.
  16. 10 p.m.
  17. 5 a.m.
  18. 7 a.m.
  19. 11 p.m.
  20. 12 a.m.
  21. 1 a.m.
  22. 4 a.m.
  23. 2 a.m.
  24. Getting hit by a bus
  25. 3 a.m.