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A reader claims to have spotted this elusive creature on a "Chicago to NYC flight sunday night." An actual crew member from the long lamented "Quite Frankly" show. He's either very proud of the work he did on that short-lived sports spectacular or he desperately needed something to keep him warm. Cue the sad violins.

This is the part where I would write a SAS-like non-sequitur IN ALL CAPS ... but I don't want you to see me cry.

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Tuesday. Say it loud, say it proud.