Steve Ballmer Comes On Strong With The Embarrassing Dadness
Clippers owner Steve Ballmer was doing his Steve Ballmer thing throughout his team's home opener, but the highlight of his hootin' and hollerin' came right after the final whistle, when Ballmer wielded his daddish intensity (dadtensity) to embarrass and frighten his son, as all good dads know how to do.
Here's how I imagine this scene played out in Ballmer's son's head: OK, game over. Dad's gonna freak out so I'm just gonna get up reaaal quiet-like over here and tuuuurn this way and maybe just start walk—Gahh shit he's got me! Hahah, yeah, great game, dad. Great game. Please just stop.
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