Sun Devil Makes Sweet, Public Love to Himself
According to tipster Evan, this is a photo of "Sparky with a boner doing push-ups" after a score in yesterday's riveting Arizona State/Portland State game. He was particularly entertained by guy and lad watching. Me too.
When the devil feels free enough to publicly bang pictures of his own face, we all win.
**** Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. I'm off to mentally prepare for the sensory overload of this week's ESPN documentary combining Vegas, Tyson and 2Pac. If it included one Jenny McCarthy Vers. 10.93, it'd beat a royal flush.
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