The last-place Red Sox don’t need outside forces to help them lose, because they can handle it all on their own, but the sun ruined their composure anyway in Sunday’s game against the Blue Jays. Dustin Pedroia lost a pop fly in the fourth, and four Red Sox combined for another botched out in the fifth.
The sun didn’t just affect the Red Sox: Jose Bautista also lost a ball in the sky, which cut the Blue Jays’ lead to nine.
The Blue Jays won their 11th straight game, 13-5, as the Red Sox continued to be total ass.
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