If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip? Perspiring colossus Rob Gronkowski let it slip, at a Georgia bar over the weekend.
Gronk got behind the mic, rambled for a bit, said he was looking for “chicks as hot as crocodiles,” got cut off, pretended to get angry, and twiddled the bass around his neck.
All in all, a routine day.
H/t to Tim
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