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Lou Holtz, who likened football to storming Normandy, has COVID-19Lou Holtz has compared playing college football through coronavirus to the invasion of Normandy:...

All The Other GMs Hate The Washington NationalsEven though major-league general managers are grown men with facial hair, ugly shirts, and mistresses, we've always imagined them secretly behaving like a handful of high-school cliques. Anytime one commits a faux-pas—Chuck LaMar, late of the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays, used to be the master of the outr...

Your Complete Guide To Which Republican Presidential Candidates Are Like Which Quarterbacks OK, now Michele Bachmann has backed up her claim at being the Tim Tebow of the 2012 presidential campaign by being nearly shut out in the Iowa Republican caucuses. The results are in; here's how the rest of the field shapes up:...

Rider University Website: Today's Volleyball Match Is Totally Comparable To A High Holy Day

"Saturday is Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement for the Jews. The Rider volleyball team will attempt to make amends for losing its last four matches when it hosts Loyola University Maryland in a Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference match, beginning at 3pm. ... The last time Rider defeated the Greyhound...

All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Kristallnacht (UPDATE WITH VIDEO)

Hank Williams Jr., who exists solely to remind us that genius skips a generation, has some thoughts on John Boehner playing golf with Barack Obama: “That would be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu. Not hardly. In the shape this country is in?” [Huffington Post]...

One More Thing LeBron and Drake Have In Common: Master Thespianism

Or the ability to hit the ground really quickly. You decide....

Which Athlete Reminds You Of Mitt Romney? The Kandi Man, Of Course

"I feel like Romney's having the same problems as [Michael Olowokandi]. On paper, he looks great, but there's just something about him that doesn't seem to add up in the minds of voters." Like every other failed prospect. [TNR]...