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The 2018(ish) Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

[greets you at the door while wearing a frayed holiday sweater; offers you curdled egg nog]...

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Mar 13 2019

Should The NFL Support Medicare For All?

Today, we’re talking about baths, grocery store timing, quotable movies, Bryce Harper, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Mar 13 2019

Stop Enabling Barstool's Shit

Barstool Sports, a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr., is getting shit on this week. This is a justified shitting-on, because comedian Miel Bredouw called out the site for using a video that she made without giving her credit—in fact, we found they sometimes upload pilfered conte...

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Mar 06 2019

What Is The Optimum Office Food?

Today, we’re talking about basketball, Joe Lunardi sucking, conductors, vengeance, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Mar 06 2019

What Is The Optimum Office Food?

Today, we’re talking about basketball, Joe Lunardi sucking, conductors, vengeance, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Mar 06 2019

College Basketball Coaches Are Too Famous

Today, we’re talking about Bojangles, Bob Kraft, burnt hot dogs, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Tue Feb 26 2019

The Hater’s Guide To The 2019 Oscars

I remember I used to have a hard time waiting for the Oscars to arrive. I shit you not. I would get super jazzed for them, then roll my eyes at the prospect of having to wait for months between the end of the movie year and the stupid ceremony. I, uh, no longer feel this way. The Oscars come around ...

by Drew Magary|

|Fri Feb 22 2019

Let Football Players Wear The Glue Gloves

Today, we’re talking about birth plans, diarrhea, weird doctors, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Tue Feb 19 2019

Is Papa John A Sincere Kentucky Fan?

So Bob Costas spoke openly to Mark Fainaru-Wada and ESPN—to his eventual regret, he says—about being gradually phased out at NBC after his bosses chafed at him accurately claiming that the sport of football destroys brains. You can easily read the story and see that Costas was right to speak openly ...

by Drew Magary|

|Thu Feb 14 2019

Should High Schools Teach Sports History?

Today, we’re talking about poop, backspacing, Bob Ross, soft-boiled eggs, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Tue Feb 12 2019

The Future Of Football Is A Lie

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here....

by Drew Magary|

|Thu Feb 07 2019

Oh God, What If The Patriots Win A SEVENTH Title?!

Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more....

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Feb 06 2019

The Worst People Win Again

All the terrible people are happy today. Robert Kraft is happy, and presumably has a low arm wrapped around an auto show model, because another ring only further burnishes his title of King Of All Owners. Tom Brady is happy because he gets to frame himself as an underdog who overcame impossible odds...

by Drew Magary|

|Mon Feb 04 2019

Please Stop Praising The Idiot Football Men For Dressing Poorly In Cold Weather

As you might have heard, it’s cold outside in large portions of the country today. It’s so cold that (PSA: there is no punchline forthcoming) the National Weather Service has warned citizens of Chicago that frostbite can set in after just five minutes of exposure to such extreme temperatures. Has th...

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Jan 30 2019