Because not only have Urban Meyer and Tim Tebow won their second national championship together, but this not-so-well-received live blog format is over for tonight. Thanks for following along, if you found it.
On the final non-kneel play, Tebow runs into a striped official and knocks him over. That's the second thing he's ever done wrong.
A taunting penalty on Tim Tebow "might've been the first thing he's ever done wrong," loosely sayeth Brennaman's co-crusher Charles Davis. Other things he did wrong: two interceptions tonight.
Instead it'll splatter all over the noggin of Urban Meyer who OMG COACHED AT BOWLING GREEN. Ah, those were a fun two years.
A 4th and 4 pass falls painfully to the ground. Gator ball.
But he also gives that much praise to his wife's apple cobbler. "You spend five minutes with this dessert and you'll be impressed."
I thought this game was missing something. Only thing left is "no tap backs." With three minutes left, this game looks more done than my overcooked Applebee's hamburger.
Despite penalties and negative yardage plays, huge pass from Tebow to his disciples are keeping the ball out of the Sooners' (read: evil Wiccans') hands.
The Sam Bradford pass was caught by Iglesias but stolen away by Ahmad Black. And yes, they reviewed the play. I just don't know how they decide these things.
But they're still on that whistle Tebow heard. Figures that since Tebow heard it, and he wouldn't lie to us (♥♥♥), that we all heard it too.
He just kind of stopped in the middle of a play, but nobody else did. Isn't this also the plot of "The Unborn?"
Harvin runs the ball to the 26-yard line, and follows that up with another first down run. And you wanted to talk about the quarterbacks!
Something tells me that that pass from Sam Bradford would make a decent novel.
Is it really necessary to split the screen three times, so we can see an action shot of the offensive coordinator talking into his headset?
Coming up: the Gators WILL punt. The Sooners WILL receive. American Idol WILL be plugged.
This time the Florida special teamers are allowed to piledrive the helpless
punter placekicker into the ground. The Gators recover the ball in great position. (Their center's hand.)
September 27: Tebow makes tearful speech. October 6, 2008: Stock market drops below 10,000 and never recovers.
Sweet, points! And the UF fight song goes on in an attempt to outplay Beyonce's "Put A Ring On It."
Total yards lost: one yard. Shit, if that was the penalty, I'd face mask every time, y'know, just to scare them. This concludes this episode of "Internet Tough Guy."